1. One that listens in on other people’s conversations in order to gossip about them. Someone who seems to hear everything that is said or has a tendency to repeat everything they hear.
2. The go-to person when you wish to rapidly spread a juicy discovery about a frenemy.
Lagotic refers to something having big ears like a hare. Gassing is an informal word meaning to talk about nothing in particular.
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Matt says:
A lagotic gasser gifted in the art of lip-reading. Thus, the labiomancer is a danger to your privacy
if they can so much as see you. Cover your mouth while speaking.
Labiomancy refers to the art of lip-reading.