Author: Matt
Chiff(ing) up
See also: Chiff
1. To make a mess of things through error. “You really chiffed it up this time”.
2. To pay. “Time to chiff up or ship out”
Labiomancing Pirate
A lagotic gasser gifted in the art of lip-reading. Thus, the labiomancer is a danger to your privacy
if they can so much as see you. Cover your mouth while speaking.
Labiomancy refers to the art of lip-reading.
Chiffing
See also chiff.
The multi-purpose active form of chiff. Chiffing hell (exclamation of surprise), abso-chiffing-lutely (yes and then some), no-chiffing-way (nope, nope, nope), all the chiffing time (always)…
Gadzookerist
One overly given to archaisms in everyday speech and thus asking for a very violent education in the common tongue.
Possibly also a foul nosed gilly manderer.
You can get the Fictional Dictionary for some spare pocket change on all regional Amazon sites – US link, UK link… For Kindle Unlimited users, it is entirely free.
Planet Poker
The suggestion that the person so named does, attempts, or has done, something that is wrong, stupid, or impossible.
Urine Thief
One that has gone too far and is taking liberties.
Octad of fails
A person who fails so hard at life that they do it in blocks of eight. A person who is impressively bad at something. Living proof that it is possible to be worse at something than a dead monkey.
An octad is a set of eight things.
You can get the Fictional Dictionary for some spare pocket change on all regional Amazon sites – US link, UK link… For Kindle Unlimited users, it is entirely free.
An Introduction for Mastodon
Hi, Matt here again. This account is where I share entries from my book The Fictional Dictionary of Bad Language.
This book started as a document where I wrote down fun-sounding fake swears and insults that I thought up. At some point (I don’t remember when) I released the collection on Kindle. Follow me for fun wordy nonsense.
If you particularly like my inventions, please consider buying (or reading for free) on Amazon. If asked often enough, I’ll probably make the effort to publish in other places too (it might take a long time though).
