See also: Chiff

1. To make a mess of things through error. “You really chiffed it up this time”.

2. To pay. “Time to chiff up or ship out”

A lagotic gasser gifted in the art of lip-reading. Thus, the labiomancer is a danger to your privacy
if they can so much as see you. Cover your mouth while speaking.

Labiomancy refers to the art of lip-reading.

See also chiff.

The multi-purpose active form of chiff. Chiffing hell (exclamation of surprise), abso-chiffing-lutely (yes and then some), no-chiffing-way (nope, nope, nope), all the chiffing time (always)…

One overly given to archaisms in everyday speech and thus asking for a very violent education in the common tongue.

Possibly also a foul nosed gilly manderer.

The suggestion that the person so named does, attempts, or has done, something that is wrong, stupid, or impossible.

One that has gone too far and is taking liberties.

A person who fails so hard at life that they do it in blocks of eight. A person who is impressively bad at something. Living proof that it is possible to be worse at something than a dead monkey.

An octad is a set of eight things.

A person for whom you self-evidently have a strong dislike.

Using a lot of words to say something simple. Generally in such a way that makes the text impossible to read.

Anfractuous is a real word, it means winding or circuitous and constellate means to gather together in a cluster or group. Thus, this is, a self demonstrating description.

See also: Overwording isBrill