Lagotic Gasser

1. One that listens in on other people’s conversations in order to gossip about them. Someone who seems to hear everything that is said or has a tendency to repeat everything they hear.

2. The go-to person when you wish to rapidly spread a juicy discovery about a frenemy.

Lagotic refers to something having big ears like a hare. Gassing is an informal word meaning to talk about nothing in particular.

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Chiff

An all-purpose swear with no fixed meaning. Chiff-head (mean person), chiff-for-brains (stupid person), pile of chiff (useless), chiff-off (get lost, go away), to give a chiff (to care), chiff-you (general aggression), what-the-chiff (exclamation of surprise), chiff box (unpleasant, unliked, and full of chiff)…